Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport

Christmas is right around the corner and, as is tradition, my mom puts together Christmas at our house in a nonconventional way. Instead of a Christmas tree, we opted for this.



I was taking a peek at all the gifts under the tree and instead of having all the presents say "from Mom and Dad" or something, my mom creatively thinks of random people who give us gifts. For instance, I spotted this gift.



If you can't read that it says "To Sarah, from Peter Jensen...he's dead but not forgotten"

And even though everyone in our family are democratics and probably on the white house's shit list, all partisan debates were put aside for the holidays because Dick Cheney gave my dad a present.