What the fuck?

I just had the strangest dream and I know I'll forget it if I don't write it down. The first part of the dream was where my mom, brother, Dad (who was Dennis Quaid. Why werent any other family members turned into random celebrities?) and I were walking through the park near my house. We stopped at the public restroom and my mom got the sense that something was hidden in the grate in the ceiling so she climbs up there to look and found a set of keys. We leave the bathroom kind of puzzled, but a few seconds later, an enraged gorilla burst from the bushes, barreled across the lawn towards us, and told us that they were his keys and demanded them back. He had committed a bank robbery and the keys were to a locker at the airport where the gorilla had stashed the money. Suddenly, a whole fleet of cops burst from the bushes as well with their riot shields and guns and surrounded us and the gorilla. We all started to fight. We wanted to cops to get the gorilla before he could hurt us. The gorilla got out a box cutting knife and attacked my dad/Dennis Quaid. The cops ended up winning in the end though and we were all pretty much unhurt.

Then I went off to college, which was not at USC but was set in the backwoods of what looked like Oregon or Washington. I met up with some people I actually knew from USC including this attractive guy in my advertising class, the Rock, Jack White from the White Stripes. We are on a quest to go and chop down a large tree. We waded through a river and my oceanography professor shows up just standing in the middle of the river with those large boots you wear when youre fishing. He was waving at us all friendly-like. Then a giant wave comes out of nowhere and washes everyone away except me, my oceanography professor, Jack White and the gorilla from the beginning of the dream. We had all been smart enough to grab onto rocks. In the end, Jack White and I get married in the woods and my professor resides over the ceremony as priest. The gorilla has disappeared again and this is when I wake up.

Go analyze that one...