About a year ago I taught my mom how to use AIM instant messenger and now I'm glad I did because every once in a while she'll come on and chat with me. We have the most outrageous, strange conversations. And people wonder why I'm so odd? I was lamenting to my mom about boys and the usual crap that I can only talk about with my mom, and instead of offering solice and realistic advice, she usually comes up with things that are of no help whatsoever. Here's a conversation with my mom where it starts off just about boys in general and then...yeah. Taz is our pet dog btw:
jumpingzebra13 (10:51:11 PM): so, the way to boys' hearts is thru their stomach. bake him a side of cow ( barbacue of course )
PrityLittlePixie (10:52:01 PM): ewwwwww, that would be against my principles
PrityLittlePixie (10:52:04 PM): i dont bake cow
jumpingzebra13 (10:52:17 PM): ok...then send him a greased pig
jumpingzebra13 (10:52:34 PM): sue eeeeeeeeeee pig pig pig
PrityLittlePixie (10:52:47 PM): NO ANIMALS
PrityLittlePixie (10:52:55 PM): has the vegan restaurant taught you nothing?
jumpingzebra13 (10:53:20 PM): ok then....construct a fucking chicken out of tofu and see where that gets you
jumpingzebra13 (10:53:42 PM): by the way, i'm eating taz for lunch tomorrow
PrityLittlePixie (10:54:16 PM): WTF?
jumpingzebra13 (10:55:19 PM): yup, and alfred packer was my mentor
PrityLittlePixie (10:56:23 PM): whos alfred packer?
jumpingzebra13 (10:57:40 PM): was a colorado native who went out oh some hiking expedition with a bunch of people. they got stuck in a severe snow storm and he ate them. fight on alfred! they even made a song about him
PrityLittlePixie (10:58:59 PM): FIGHT ON? God, i hope i never get trapped in a snowstorm with you
PrityLittlePixie (10:59:41 PM): why are you so insane?
jumpingzebra13 (11:00:11 PM): because you fool girl, alexander kwasnieski is my cousin and he's the president of poland!!!!!!!
jumpingzebra13 (11:01:29 PM): oh....wait a minute....you are in the family. hahahaha....just a matter of time for you
And there you have it. Im doomed to insanity. Might as well accept it.
Monday, October 25, 2004
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3 comments:
At least your insane life won't last very long...actually, that's not very comforting.
Wow, your mom's awesome.
what connor?! Are you saying I am going to die soon? I could very well live a long life in the comfort of my insanity. Solitary confinement does a lot for one's longevity i hear
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