Halloween!

Halloween is this Sunday! I've determined that as much as I love Christmas, Halloween is my favorite holiday. When I was little, my family would get really involved in the costume making process. I remember this one halloween my brother and I dressed up as bumblebees and my dad was the flyswatter and constructed this gigantic swatter and chased us around with it. We'd always go to Lombardi's Pumpkin Patch a week or two before Halloween and pick out the most perfect pumpkins we could find. Then we'd lay down the newspaper and carve the pumpkins into fun faces. I never liked touching that gooey pulp inside the pumpkin, but it was fun to line up all our pumpkins outside, stick a votive candle in them, and watch them glow. Then when I got to high school I was obviously too old to trick or treat but we always did this trick or treat for cans which was cool cuz you could still dress up and go out, but this time you were helping a cause and didn't end up with a pillowcase of candy that would sit around for a year uneaten. Last year was raining and I had a cold. This year I have a cold again, but I've got a few fun things lined up for this weekend. Tonight ADPi is having a bbq with Kappa Sigma. Hopefully I'll feel well enough to go to it. Then tomorrow night is a halloween costume party at Angie, Hilary, and Leona's apartment. Saturday I am going to disneyland with my mom. We want to visit the Haunted Mansion and the electrical light parade. Sunday I'm heading home to hang out with some friends, pass out candy, and watch scary movies that will surely give me nightmare for weeks. Sorry this is such an uninteresting blog entry, I'm in a rush to get to a store before it closes. But I'll update on all these events as they happen and I leave you with this ummm....fun list.

Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex

10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

6. The person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.

4. If you wear a Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning.

1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.