Today is tax day. A very important day for all of you who pay your taxes and who aren't hiding from the IRS like I am. Stick it to the man. Just Kidding. Today is also a very special day because it's jessica's birthday!! yay!! It's too bad that I'm not in New York right now and that my birthday present is late and my Christmas present is horribly horribly unexcusably late, but in honor of Jessica's turning 19 I am going to write a story and post it here in a few minutes. As soon as I go take a shower. Check back later